| A scene from our glorious past, smiting the hamlet of Kington Langley for their sins. |
| Tourist guides will tell you that Kington St Michael is a pretty cotswold village nestled in the heart of the English Countryside. Not So. The unknown but official history of the place is reproduced on this site. The terrible truth is, that amonst the backstabbers, shitstabbers and sheep shaggers there is a terrible socio-political turmoil; the community has repeatedly been supressed by CIA agents who supply huge amounts of alcohol to subdue the insurgency, and the social club is funded for exactly this purpose. Only this way can agents of the state control the fury of Kington St Michael, suppress its rightful inheritance and maintain peace south of Junction 17. |
| Langley refugees returning to their compound after the Plough Lane Crucifixion |